This week’s episode includes:

• May Day
• Ben’s clothes
• Deli lady
• Bus stop dude
• Moving
• News
• Condiment of the Week
• Ben & Joey’s Book Club
• Taste test

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “Help Me Move“

Old guys, Bencabulary.

Ben & Joey Bites are tasty morsels designed to get you through the week. Life can be a grind, and let’s face it, a lot of you guys just don’t have much to look forward to. Sure, there’s a weekly episode of The Ben & Joey Show to ease your pain, but once a week just isn’t enough for some of our hardcore fans! So next time you’re jonesin’ for your two favorite dudes, just munch on some Ben & Joey Bites!

In this inaugural Bite we grab a bite! Of breakfast! From McDonald’s!

This week’s episode includes:

• Taxes
• Out & about
• Grocery shoppin’
• Baxter
• Mellow
• McDonald’s
• Bathroom break
• Bribes
• Getting frisked

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “Lookin’ For a Convoy“

Our buddy Peter pointed out that I Make My Own Rules is available on Google Books for free. I think there are some pages missing but I wouldn’t really worry about it.

In other news we’ve been really productive recently. Episode 9 should be up soon and I think it features our best song to date (well, maybe it doesn’t top The Shasta Blasta. You be the judge.) We also have something new in the works that we’re excited about.

So enjoy the LL Cool J book and call or email in with your thoughts for episode 10. Also, if you haven’t reviewed the show in iTunes yet, what are you waiting for? We need your help to compete with all the famous people slumming it in the podcast world. And tell your friends!

This week’s episode includes:

• Kick back
• Gary’s mattress
• Close quarters
• God Bless America
• “Sticks”
• Bencabulary
• Laziness
• DVD Previews
• True Facts
• Sweet Tarts Squeez
• Pirate Shirt
• Big shoes
• Pirate Shirt
• Laffy Taffy

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “The Mattress Man”

We’ll be discussing LL’s autobiography in a couple weeks on Episode 10. Why not give it a read and call or write in with your thoughts? Amazon is selling it for six bucks, or you can get it used for even cheaper.

This week’s episode includes:

• Shooting hoops
• Root beer floats
• DMX at Applebee’s
• Cat tales
• Dog tales
• Bird tales
• Ben & Joey’s Book Club
• Urine
• True Facts
• Livin’ strong
• Contest winner
• Believe in yourself, Believe in your dreams

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “Believe in Yourself”

This week’s episode includes:

• Spring has not sprung
• Things that look like condom wrappers
• Flowers
• True Facts
• Unwrapped
• Pizza
• Nostalgia
• Sinbad
• Box Office Benny
• Telemarketers

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “The Ballad of the Battle of North Dakota”

This week’s episode includes:

• Punctuality
• Roommate talk
• New Kids on the Block
• Family talk
• The lips the teeth
• Pizza
• Laundry detergent
• B.Y.O.G.
• Ben is sick (and a sexist)
• Characters
• Clooneys
• Ask the Expert: Beer
• Ben steals candy
• Fake phone call
• Homeless friends
• Politics

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “The Shasta Blasta”