Episode 6: He Was an Actor Before He Was a Director

April 1, 2008 – 10:37 am by Joey

This week’s episode includes:

  • Spring has not sprung
  • Things that look like condom wrappers
  • Flowers
  • True Facts
  • Unwrapped
  • Pizza
  • Nostalgia
  • Sinbad
  • Box Office Benny
  • Telemarketers

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “The Ballad of the Battle of North Dakota”


Episode 5: What is that, Gravy?

March 24, 2008 – 10:24 am by Joey

This week’s episode includes:

  • Punctuality
  • Roommate talk
  • New Kids on the Block
  • Family talk
  • The lips the teeth
  • Pizza
  • Laundry detergent
  • B.Y.O.G.
  • Ben is sick (and a sexist)
  • Characters
  • Clooneys
  • Ask the Expert: Beer
  • Ben steals candy
  • Fake phone call
  • Homeless friends
  • Politics

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “The Shasta Blasta”


Episode 4: Down by the Docks

March 16, 2008 – 7:50 pm by Joey

This week’s episode includes:

  • Getting out of charity
  • Band names that could destroy your car
  • Root Beer floats
  • Ben prefers women’s clothing
  • New phone line
  • The most popular show on the internet
  • True Facts
  • iTunes reviews
  • Checking the phone bill
  • Joey’s new wallet
  • Ladies please call Ben
  • One man show
  • Listener mail

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “We Rap So Hard (ft. Charles)”


Ben & Joey on MySpace

March 15, 2008 – 2:00 pm by Joey

Ben created a page for us on something called MySpace. Why not check it out and make friends with us or whatever: Ben & Joey on MySpace.

We have adjusted our schedule a little bit. New shows will be released on Mondays now, so why not start the week with Ben & Joey? If you have a horrible office job maybe we can dull the pain a little bit.


Episode 3: Why Would You Say That?

March 6, 2008 – 9:45 pm by Joey

This week’s episode includes:

  • Ben bites his lip
  • Checking the levels
  • True Facts
  • Lying to strangers
  • Ben’s New York accent
  • Cutting your own hair
  • Characters
  • Pickle Pringles
  • Listener Mail
  • Laffy Taffy

Not to mention the world premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “Baby Boy” (with a little help from our friend Peter Hofstad)


Episode 2: Ketchup & Fries

February 29, 2008 – 2:27 am by Joey

This week’s episode includes:

  • Stolen recycling bins
  • Your face on a thong
  • Leap Day B-days
  • Ben’s doppleganger
  • Verbal judo
  • Fighting dudes
  • True Facts
  • Listener mail
  • Ketchup & Fries
  • Laffy Taffy

Not to mention the world premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “Ketchup & Fries”

For more information on the topics discussed in this show:
Sportfight XXII: We wouldn’t miss this for anything!
Burger King Ketchup & Fries


Audio Downloads

February 25, 2008 – 7:42 am by Joey

If you’ve been dying for some classic Ben & Joey material, be sure to visit our new audio downloads section. We’ve got a few episodes of our radio sitcom “Roomies” (”As socially relevant as Fibber McGee & Molly, as racist as Amos ‘n’ Andy and as dull as Prairie Home Companion“–The New York Times) and some old music (”Fake music review goes here”–Rolling Stone).

Check that shit out and try to keep yourselves busy until Friday, when Episode 2 of The Ben & Joey Show limps on to the internet.


We’re on iTunes

February 22, 2008 – 7:09 am by Joey

Hey guys, the show has been added to iTunes, which makes us bigger than the Beatles! If you wanted to do us a big favor you could subscribe to the show in iTunes and write a loving review.

Clearly Ben’s relationship with Steve Jobs helped accelerate the process.


Episode 1: A Broadcasting Triumph

February 22, 2008 – 6:00 am by Joey

This week’s episode includes:

  • Joey’s favorite Presidents
  • Looking like a pedophile
  • Ben’s encounter with a prostitute
  • Falling asleep while peeing
  • Food!

Not to mention the world premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “A Billion Dollars (Turkey Leg in My Hand)”