Our buddy Peter pointed out that I Make My Own Rules is available on Google Books for free. I think there are some pages missing but I wouldn’t really worry about it.

In other news we’ve been really productive recently. Episode 9 should be up soon and I think it features our best song to date (well, maybe it doesn’t top The Shasta Blasta. You be the judge.) We also have something new in the works that we’re excited about.

So enjoy the LL Cool J book and call or email in with your thoughts for episode 10. Also, if you haven’t reviewed the show in iTunes yet, what are you waiting for? We need your help to compete with all the famous people slumming it in the podcast world. And tell your friends!

This week’s episode includes:

• Kick back
• Gary’s mattress
• Close quarters
• God Bless America
• “Sticks”
• Bencabulary
• Laziness
• DVD Previews
• True Facts
• Sweet Tarts Squeez
• Pirate Shirt
• Big shoes
• Pirate Shirt
• Laffy Taffy

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “The Mattress Man”

We’ll be discussing LL’s autobiography in a couple weeks on Episode 10. Why not give it a read and call or write in with your thoughts? Amazon is selling it for six bucks, or you can get it used for even cheaper.

This week’s episode includes:

• Shooting hoops
• Root beer floats
• DMX at Applebee’s
• Cat tales
• Dog tales
• Bird tales
• Ben & Joey’s Book Club
• Urine
• True Facts
• Livin’ strong
• Contest winner
• Believe in yourself, Believe in your dreams

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “Believe in Yourself”

This week’s episode includes:

• Spring has not sprung
• Things that look like condom wrappers
• Flowers
• True Facts
• Unwrapped
• Pizza
• Nostalgia
• Sinbad
• Box Office Benny
• Telemarketers

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “The Ballad of the Battle of North Dakota”

This week’s episode includes:

• Punctuality
• Roommate talk
• New Kids on the Block
• Family talk
• The lips the teeth
• Pizza
• Laundry detergent
• B.Y.O.G.
• Ben is sick (and a sexist)
• Characters
• Clooneys
• Ask the Expert: Beer
• Ben steals candy
• Fake phone call
• Homeless friends
• Politics

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “The Shasta Blasta”

This week’s episode includes:

• Getting out of charity
• Band names that could destroy your car
• Root Beer floats
• Ben prefers women’s clothing
• New phone line
• The most popular show on the internet
• True Facts
• iTunes reviews
• Checking the phone bill
• Joey’s new wallet
• Ladies please call Ben
• One man show
• Listener mail

Not to mention the World Premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “We Rap So Hard (ft. Charles)”

Ben created a page for us on something called MySpace. Why not check it out and make friends with us or whatever: Ben & Joey on MySpace.

We have adjusted our schedule a little bit. New shows will be released on Mondays now, so why not start the week with Ben & Joey? If you have a horrible office job maybe we can dull the pain a little bit.

This week’s episode includes:

• Ben bites his lip
• Checking the levels
• True Facts
• Lying to strangers
• Ben’s New York accent
• Cutting your own hair
• Characters
• Pickle Pringles
• Listener Mail
• Laffy Taffy

Not to mention the world premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “Baby Boy” (with a little help from our friend Peter Hofstad)

This week’s episode includes:

• Stolen recycling bins
• Your face on a thong
• Leap Day B-days
• Ben’s doppleganger
• Verbal judo
• Fighting dudes
• True Facts
• Listener mail
• Ketchup & Fries
• Laffy Taffy

Not to mention the world premiere of Ben & Joey’s new single “Ketchup & Fries”

For more information on the topics discussed in this show:
Sportfight XXII: We wouldn’t miss this for anything!
Burger King Ketchup & Fries